Greatest State Ever

After a bit of a hiatus we are back with this look at the Greatest State Ever. It also appears that our poor misguided competition has also just started back up. We feel sorry for those poor saps who think a state which has “Alabama in the middle” is the Greatest State Ever and hope they will see the light.

To our enemy across the river, it wasn’t you starting back up with the fruit of your obviously deranged mind that got us to return. No, it was this Gawker piece that did it. It proved that people really just have the same stereotypical ideas about New Jersey. It isn’t all The Turnpike, jughandles, strip malls, and Guidos.

All hail Acting Governor Dick Codey, Acting Governor of the Greatest State Ever!

Why have we created this blog dedicated to the Greatest State Ever?

Quite simply it is to negate the efforts of a bunch of misguided individuals who somehow have the warped idea that Pennsylvania is the holder of the coveted title Greatest State Ever, despite having “Alabama in the middle” where they have school districts that want to teach creationism. Plus it has a city that makes Newark look like it is run by the Swiss and is home to the professional sports team with the most losses ever.

These misguided souls also want to have another useless holiday (like Malaria Awareness Day) which they want to call “Pennsylvania Day” to honor their inferior state, which apparently doesn’t even call itself a state. If any state deserves a holiday it is New Jersey.

Thanks to them, we realized that there was an urgent need to spread the word about the Garden State and why it is the Greatest State Ever.

Well enough negativity and now on to showing those who don’t know why New Jersey is the Greatest State Ever using fun facts, interesting tidbits, photos and more.